Recent things said that had Wayne and I rolling...

In the car with the boys on the way to the babysitter...
Joey:  I not a Joey, I a Obot

Mommy:  What kind of Obot are you, Joey? 

Joey: On the ground.

Mommy:  What do you do?

Joey:  I make garbage squares.



In the car on the way to see their dad:

Andy:  Mommy, is money an object? 

Mommy:  Sure, I guess.

Andy:  NO!  Money is no object!

(have no idea where *that* came from...)