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I am a sick puppy

It's 20 past one and I am sitting at my computer, gleefully reading all of the theories about Sarah and Bristol Palin and her boyfriend, Levi Johnston.

Several bloggers have called Rednick Levi "sex on skates."  I admit there's a quality in that hockey mugshot that reminds me of Rob Lowe in Youngblood.  I've been known to drool over a hockey player or two in my life.  Still, he's a kid and apparently had to get rid of his Myspace page that said he was "in a relationship" but that he "does not want children." 

OOPS!




(HA!  I just found out that in 1980 Rob Lowe starred in an After School Special called "Schoolboy Father."  How appropriate!)

Levi ther Redneck also listed on his Myspace that he likes snowboarding and f*#$&% chillin.  

The direct quote is: 
“I’m a f**kin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya f*ck with me I’ll kick ass.”

His pictures showed some underage drinking going on.  Apparently there was some of that on Bristol's page too.  Didn't McCain's people think to look there?  I mean, most hiring managers will check Myspace to see if potential employees are potheads or internet whores.  When the candidate has teenaged kids, you check their names too.  Geez.  I wish I'd thought about searching myspace for them the other day!  

Oh and when interviewed, his mom said that he's not in school anymore.  Interesting.  He's already been picked up and is being brought to Minnesota to be there on stage with Bristol tomorrow night.  I guess she won't have to hold Trig and be covered up by the big blankie anymore.

How long before an engagement ring appears on her hand? 

Comments

glass_lion
Sep. 3rd, 2008 01:44 pm (UTC)
And Bristol and her babe will come live with mommy forever.
purplejuli
Sep. 3rd, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
RedQueenMeg reported in a comment on my more recent post that Palin used her line-item veto to cut funding for a state program that provided homes for pregnant teenage girls with nowhere to go.

Nice, right?
glass_lion
Sep. 3rd, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
Only teenagers with wealthy parents and an extra bedroom and a looks-good-in-publicity-shots babydaddy should get pregnant, Juli.

Nasty ghetto girls with dark skin, ooh, ick, THEY shouldn't be having sex.
purplejuli
Sep. 3rd, 2008 04:05 pm (UTC)
Do they even have those in Alaska?

Great piece on what this would look like if Bristol was black:

http://www.theyoungturks.com/story/2008/9/2/24741/92305/Diary/What-If-Bristol-Palin-Were-Black-