...because I am a dumbass. So I'm cleaning the house for my Pampered Chef soiree this evening that so far has 3 confirmed guests (big sad face) and I looked at my really really dirty oven. Knowing that the dish we're making tonight is baked, I realized I could not have my oven in that condition and I set the self-cleaning thingamabob to do it's magic. Forgetting that the self-clean is essentially 3 hours of full power 1000 degree heat to burn off the gunk on my oven.
So I'm half an hour in, the A/C is running, the windows are open in hopes I don't set off the smoke alarms and it's HOT.
I am afraid my goldfishies might boil.
My oven better be freaking gorgeous tonight.
Additionally, I don't know if I'm even going to qualify for any credit on my show because so few people are attending. I hope Wayne remembers to stop for tequila.