Earlier today, I was attempting to re-install the 3rd row seats in the minivan. I've done this many times before with no problem. Today, I dropped the chair from about waist height onto my foot.
My foot which was wearing a strappy Teva sandal.
One of the wheel/hook thingees on the bottom of the chair crushed my second toe and destroyed the nail, the cuticle and a significant chunk of toe. I believe the toe is broken at the tip. It's swollen like a fat little sausage. It was gushing lots of dark thick blood and didn't stop for quite a while.
The mutha#&%^#@ hurts like mad.
Looking at it now, the nail is a lovely shade of purple and looks like it's torn up from the bed at the bottom. There's some torn skin and crusty blood/scab.
My legacy as the family klutz continues.