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Awesomely Bad Sex Songs

For my friend Aimee in Hawaii, I sat for three hours last night and compiled a list of 50 songs about sex, trying to stay away from the really obvious ones (George Michael) and the rap/hip hop stuff.  Apparently VH1 has their own list.   Here's both lists... if there's any you can think of that I missed (or VH1) comment away!

Juli's List: 
1. Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band
2. Make it With you- Bread
3. Kiss You All Over- Exile
4. Boom Boom Boom (Let's Go Back to my Room) - Paul Lekakis
5. Shook Me All Night Long- ACDC
6. Strokin- Clarence Carter (Steve used to sing this to me at Karaoke. Really)
7. Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright) - Rod Stewart
8. Ring My Bell- Anita Ward
9. Squeeze Box- The Who
10. Bang A Gong- T Rex
11. Nobody Does It Better- Carly Simon
12. Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw- Jimmy Buffet
13. Sex- Berlin
14. Turning Japanese- The Strokes (actually about masturbation but that sort of fits)
15. I Wanna Sex You Up- Color Me Badd
16. Practically Everything by Kiss (Love Gun, Lick it up, Let's Put the X in Sex...)
17. Give It Away- The Red Hot Chili Peppers
18. Get Off- Prince
19. Cream- Prince
20. Ain't Too Proud To Beg- TLC
21. Push It- Salt N Pepa
22. The Stroke- Billy Squier
23. Erotica- Madonna
24. Hurts So Good- John Mellencamp
25. She Bop- Cyndi Lauper
26. Obsession- Animotion
27. All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to you- Heart
28. Rock you like a Hurricane- The Scorpions
29. Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leppard
30. Love in an Elevator- Aerosmith
31. Do Me- Bell Biv Devoe
32. Cradle of Love- Billy Idol
33. Unskinny Bop- Poison
34. Kiss You Back- Digital Underground
35. Cherry Pie- Warrant
36. Knockin Boots- Candyman
37. Paradise by the Dashboard Light- Meatloaf
38. No Diggety- Blackstreet
39. I'll Make Love to You- Boyz II Men
40. Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover- Sophie B. Hawkens
41. Short Dick Man- Gillette
42. Come On N Ride It (The Train)- Quad City DJs
43. Baby One More Time- Britney Spears
44. OPP- Naughty By NAture
45. Closer- Nine Inch Nails
46. The Wrong Way- Sublime
47. Your Body is a Wonderland- John Mayer
48. I Want Action- Poison
49. Come Baby Come- K7
50. The Lemon Song- Zeppelin

VH1's Top 40 Awesomely Bad Dirrty Songs:
1. Physical -Olivia Newton John
2. I Wanna Sex You Up- Color Me Badd
3.  Get Naked- Methods of Mayhem
4.  Can I Touch You...There- Michael Bolton
5.  How Many Licks- L'il Kim
6.  Do Me- Bell Biv Devoe
7.  Naughty Naughty- John Parr
8.  Pony- Ginuwine
9.  Touch Me (I Want Your Body)- Samantha Fox
10.  Honey Love- R Kelly
11.  My Neck, My Back (Lick It)- Khia
12.  She Bangs- Ricky Martin
13.  Pretty Mess- Vanity
14.  Peaches & Cream- 112
15.  Let's Put The X in Sex- Kiss
16.  F*ck me for Free- Akinyele
17.  Tonight- Da Band
18.  The Stroke- Billy Squier
19.  Splash Waterfalls- Ludacris
20.  SHe Blew My Mind (69 Times)- Rick James
21.  Da Ya Think I'm Sexy- Rod Stewart
22.  I Touch Myself- Divinyls
23.  Figured You Out- Nickelback
24.  Let's Ride- Montell Jordan
25.  Come Baby Come- K7
26.  Cradle of Love- Billy Idol
27.  Dip It Low- Christina Milian
28.  I Want Action- Poison
29.  Bump, Bump. Bump- B2K
30.  Whoomp There it Is- Tag Team
31.  Tease Me Please Me- Scorpions
32.  Freek'n You- Jodeci
33.  C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)- Quad City DJs
34.  Sex Bomb- Tom Jones
35.  My Love is Like...Wo- Mya
36.  Downtown- SWV
37.  Knockin Boots- H-town
38.  Lick It Up- Kiss
39.  Oops (Oh My)- Tweet
40.  Sugar Walls- Sheena Easton



Jul. 30th, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC)
Aimee & friends added:
88 lines about 44 women - Nails
A Lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying - Bloodhoung Gang
Tootsie Roll - ?
Ditty - Paperboy
Violent Femmes: C'mon Dad, Gimme the Car
Prince: Darling Nikki
Alice Cooper: Feed My Frankenstien
I Feel You - Depeche Mode
Pour Some Sugar on Me & Do You Wanna Get Rocked - Def Leppard
Meaning of Life - Disturbed
Your Body is a Wonderland - John Mayer
Dance Naked - John Mellancamp
Freaky - Juelz Santana