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Silly Little Fun Thing

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself


( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 21st, 2006 04:04 pm (UTC)
Right. "I danced with a goat because I was drunk" fits me to a T.
Jul. 21st, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
So go change into a red shirt. :)
Jul. 21st, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
Apparently, I smoked a goat because I hate myself.

I always wondered why....

Jul. 21st, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
Juli, I loved a ninja. That's how I roll.

Jul. 21st, 2006 09:46 pm (UTC)
so "I yelled at a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want?"

I mean, I'll yell at inanimate objects (like my computer or the tape measure) when they won't do what I want, but a permanent marker? :P

such a silly little thing, but fun!
Jul. 22nd, 2006 12:25 am (UTC)
I kicked my science teacher beacuse i am sexy and i do what i want.

Jul. 22nd, 2006 02:34 am (UTC)
Earlier today I choked on myself. At the time, I thought it was because I couldn't control myself. Now I realize it's because I'm sexy, and I do what I want.

I am envied by the entire male population.

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